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esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

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jester-of-blood:

sanoblaze23:

bleeding-shortcake:

thunderswarehouse:

iamoceanic:

a-wind-temple-in-appalachia:

trainhowyoufight:

I found what happened to the budget in America.

The Government is clearly building Mecha-Ronald McDonald. 

Wake up, America.

Ronald MechDonald.

ibs happenig

To fight monsters. We created McMonsters.

Attack on McTitan

Pacific McRimmets.

Shinji get in the fucking clown

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WHO SHOULDN’T BE RIDING THEIR BIKE NOW, ASSHOLE.

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forlork:

disney-pixars:

perpetualdreamings:

People who think Ariel only wanted to be human so she could get with Eric

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Fun fact: She sang “Part of That World” before she had so much as seen Eric. Eric was just the icing on the cake. 

Oh he iced her cake alright

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cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

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stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

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Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated

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Leonardo DiCaprio after losing to Matthew McConaughey

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newvagabond:

gifak-net:

[video

Instant Date Prank

Omfg.